we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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