oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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