Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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