me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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