People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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