I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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