We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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