the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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