OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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