Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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