unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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