By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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