I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
