You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Your tits are I can't wait for
Me too!
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
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There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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