Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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