I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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