so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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