the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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