I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Shame - the story of my life.
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