Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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