Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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