Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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