worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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