need another drink. this is the easiest way
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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