dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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