they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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