Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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