life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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