Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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