you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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