This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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