would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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