peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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