no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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