so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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