Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Randomize
