Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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