people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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