I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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