Me too!
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize
