Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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