is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize