I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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