She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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