He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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