The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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