Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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