question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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