he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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