why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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