Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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