i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
