All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My liver just had a heart attack.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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