but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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