Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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