??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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