There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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